Oh, you hadn’t heard? Sorry about the spoiler — it’s just that I got the news from a captured Somali pirate whose been prison for the past two months, so I figured everyone knew.
Ben Affleck as Batman. Does that mean Matt Damon will play Robin? #ThingsToPonderAtNight pic.twitter.com/CjNnTqnRwq
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) August 23, 2013
Since Ben Affleck is now Batman, does that mean Gotham is now Boston?
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) August 23, 2013
Winner:
Best Batman tweet tonight RT @RichardDreyfuss: You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast Ben Affleck.
— Rachel Nichols (@Rachel__Nichols) August 23, 2013
I care zero percent either way about Affleck as Batman, but I'd much prefer Stephen Fry.
— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) August 23, 2013
Kevin Smith obviously plays Alfred. Duh.
— Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft) August 23, 2013
Waking up to hear the news that Ben Affleck will play batman has cost us our motivation to animate anything today.
— Taiwanese Animators (@NMAtv) August 23, 2013
Being told by a real life woman that I should come to bed instead of talking about Batman more. I suppose that makes sense. I dunno.
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) August 23, 2013
The 20-minute scene in which Batman talks about how the 2004 ALCS was the most important time of his life will be unbearable.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) August 23, 2013
Batman casting always trying to one up a Braun apology. Every time.
— Batting Stance Guy (@BattingStanceG) August 23, 2013